It?s Cherie?s birthday and Chantel?s throwing her a little birthday pool party to celebrate. Everyone except for Anna and Erika is invited. But Anna, who isn?t one to take an unvitation well, sent a cake over to make up for her absence. Maybe the scariest cake anyone?s ever seen, a red velvet possum.
Cherie throws the cake into the pool, and as a testimony to the fact that frosting and water don?t mix, they?re ultimately able to fish the entire thing out fully intact and still slice it.
Jordana wonders if Anna baked plague-riddled bees inside it, or maybe an actual animal. Both of these theories rely on either Anna being a good enough baker to sculpt red velvet into a possum or some malevolent bakery baking scary s? into cakes, so they?re debunked when it turns out the cake was just a cake, albeit a disgusting, scary-looking one. Then Anna calls Cherie and starts goading her even more and it?s like, hey, Cherie, you know you can take this call off speaker phone, right? Anna asks Cherie ?Have you ever smelled dead possum before? Smell your panties tonight.?
When Cherie asks, in disbelief and not because she?s hard of hearing, ?Excuse me?? wonderful Chantel pipes up ?SHE SAID SMELL YOUR PANTIES TONIGHT.? Bless her for that comic relief in an otherwise awkward, disgusting scene. It?s only when Anna insults Cherie?s IQ that Cherie hangs up on her. Cherie vows that ?Karma?s a bitch? and it?s game on.
The whole gang (minus Cherie) meets up at Erika?s to pick photos for their pinup calendar, but when Anna makes a comment that she wants to airbrush a possum into Cherie?s picture, everyone takes her to task again for the cake. She mock promises to make better decisions about how she treats Cherie, and it?s clearly fake but somehow, I think some of the women think she?s serious.
On a lighter note (to start), the ladies go out together on a speed dating night, but instead of everyone speed dating, the goal is for all of them to interrogate five men on behalf of Chantel. Through the night, Jordana asks the men incredibly personal, intimate questions and when they tell Chantel about it, she decides she doesn?t want to date any of them, but that Jordana should be thrown into the hot seat instead.
The men fire back the same kinds of questions about her sex life and Jordana goes from calm to upset. ?I?m gonna leave now,? she says after the hot seat gets too hot, and she walks out. She could dish it but she couldn?t take it, apparently. ?None of those women in that room, besides Chantel and Brooke,? are actual friends, Jordana says.
Cut to Cherie and Tanya talking s? about Jordana and emphasizing that point.
Cherie thinks Jordana is a brat for walking away and also just in general, and on Jordana?s first night of work at a club Cherie confronts her, so they take their conversation outside where Cherie tells her she handled herself poorly. All while Jordana is on the clock, I?m assuming. Girl, that?s gonna get you fired! Chantel actually sticks up for Jordana, telling Cherie to tone it down, and hilariously/ironically Cherie storms out.
Anna, who mentioned last week that she plans to trick her husband into unprotected sex so she can have another baby, against his wishes, is getting ready at a hotel room for his impending arrival. ?Kris doesn?t think there?s any way I can possibly trick him into getting pregnant?how do you think I got pregnant all the other times?? Anna says. To seduce Kris, she brings out a little friend, which isn?t the threesome partner Kris was hoping for.
Anna is very satisfied with all of her bad-decision-making, and in the very next scene, it was someone else?s very bad decision to put her in charge of the retouching for the pinup calendar. Rather than going in to smooth over assorted lines and wrinkles, Anna goes all in, enhancing breasts, making some of the ladies look pregnant, and even following through on that promise to add a possum to Cherie?s picture.
When she reveals the Photoshopped images, everyone has a chuckle when they see that Anna took the first hit, adding a shirtless guy to her photo. Things got progressively more tense when the women saw Cherie?s picture with the possum,
a naked picture of Erika,
and Chantel Photoshopped inside a barrel.
Once again the ?bottom of the barrel? thing reared it?s ugly head, and Chantel?s not happy. But Cherie?s even less happy and she calls out Anna for being airbrushed in a photo that ran in the New York Post and Anna calls Cherie the c-word. Maggie McCracken, who is seriously the only person on this show who I feel I can full trust, chastises Anna and tells her ?You don?t do that to another female, Anna, and then call yourself classy,? and basically everyone thinks Anna?s use of the word is dirty and disgusting. ?You took my charity and you turned it into a mockery,? Maggie tells Anna. She calls her a bully and everyone does that high-pitched mock-whiny voice at some point to make a point/annoy me. Then everyone leaves.
Even though she provoked it, Anna gets stuck with the check and the harsh realization that no one gets her sense of humor.
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Source: http://blog.vh1.com/2012-01-01/baseball-wives-episode-4-awesome-possum/
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